🎬 Phases of a FINAL EXAM – The Movie You’re All In! 🎬
🎞️ Scene 01: The Attendance List & The Mysterious Camera
The moment the students walk in, they’re greeted not only by me but also by… The Camera! 🕵️ Yes, I installed one, and guess what? Almost everyone takes a sneak peek at it. Maybe it’s curiosity, maybe it’s nerves—or maybe you all think you’re starring in a reality show! Either way, before the exam begins, you must sign the attendance list. One signature to mark your presence... and a glance at the camera for dramatic effect. 🎥✔️
🎞️ Scene 02: The Sacred Instructions
Ah, the golden rules! 📜 I explain the path to exam success (and survival):
Phones OFF – Not silent. Not screen-off. Not pretending-it’s-off. It must be completely turned OFF and placed on the desk. Many forget this, and well… you’ll see what happens in Scene 04! 📵
Vocabulary section – Use numbers to match the words and meanings. No lines, no spaghetti drawings on your paper, please.
End of test protocol – Sit tight and wait for me to collect your paper. You don’t just get up and walk out like it’s a movie theater. 🎬🍿
🎞️ Scene 03: Test Distribution – The Calm Before the Storm
Tests in hand! All instructions have been given. Now the mission is simple: 📝 Write your name, class, and university number! I can’t magically guess who you are when correcting the test. If you want your grade, give me the info! I’m good, but I’m not a mind-reader. 🧠🔮
🎞️ Scene 04: Phone Patrol – Teacher vs The Tech Ninjas
Now comes the action scene: me vs. your smartphones. 📱🕵️♂️ I walk around checking if phones are actually off. That day, eight of you were caught with phones still ON!
Some of you get crafty:
You dim the screen so it looks off. Sneaky!
One student told (claim) me his phone turned on “very very fast”… the moment I picked it up to check (and press the button) the phone turn itself ON look liking it was ON already. Latter I asked him for video proof that was the case. He made a great video—Hollywood-level editing—but if you watch closely, he cut the video to make it look like the phone turns on instantly. 🎬🪄 I gave him credit for effort (and creativity),but remember this: fooling your teacher may work today, but in a future job interview, only real English skills will get you hired.
So… just study, okay? I’m on your side.
🎞️ Scene 05: The Great Exit Drama
The test is over. Yay! But suddenly… everyone wants to leave at once. 🚪 I take my time collecting the exams. Why? Because if you all leave together, you start chatting, sharing answers (yes, I know!),and the quiet test room becomes a loud subway station. Be patient. You’re almost free. Test days always end earlier than class. You’ll survive a few more minutes.
🎞️ Scene 06: The Final Heroes – Sorting Stars
After the last student leaves, I always get help from a few kind souls who stay behind to sort the tests by class and number. You are my MVPs! 🏆💪 It makes grading smoother, and I really appreciate it.
🎞️ Final Scene: A New Contract & A Simple Message
Yes, I renewed my contract. 🇨🇳 Why? Because I love teaching here, and because I believe in you.
My goal isn’t to fail anyone. I want you to succeed. But remember: I can’t learn English for you. I can teach, support, encourage, and sometimes entertain—but you have to do your part.
Let’s keep learning, laughing, and growing together. 🎓🌟
The whole video (uncut),our complete day at the wansui mountain will be at the end of this article.
Last Saturday was not your average weekend — it was an unforgettable rollercoaster of fun at Wansui Mountain Park! From the moment we arrived, we were swept up in a sea of excitement (and people — so many people!). But thanks to our amazing supervisor Amanda, who took care of us like a pro, we managed to catch a few fantastic shows amidst the crowd. Shoutout to her awesome assistants, Lemon and Gabi, who helped keep the chaos organized and the vibes high.
I ended up in Gabi’s group — she’s as sweet as her name sounds and probably got a little tired of us trailing behind her like ducklings all day. At one point, I even accidentally turned my solo explorer mode on and got completely lost for an hour. But hey, it turned into an unexpected mini adventure! I discovered some cool spots on my own and felt like a true adventurer.
The park itself? Huge! And as a foreigner, everything felt fresh and fascinating. Sure, I didn’t get to see every show, but honestly, that didn’t even matter — the best part was chatting with all the friendly Chinese visitors, especially the adorable kids who were super excited to talk with us and take pictures. I became a bit of a celebrity — especially among girls dressed in stunning hanfu (traditional Chinese clothing). They looked absolutely magical, and I couldn’t resist snapping a bunch of photos with them!
Our group was made up mostly of brand-new teachers from the university. I was the only “veteran” around, but trust me — I never get tired of these kinds of activities. Meeting people, enjoying the atmosphere, and soaking in the culture is my idea of a perfect day. The Chinese people are always so welcoming, polite, and curious about us — and I just love every conversation I get to have.
And if that wasn’t enough to make the day amazing, Amanda surprised us with a delicious dinner to wrap things up. We headed home with full hearts and even fuller bellies!
Most of the other teachers already sent their big thanks to Amanda in our activity WeChat group, but I was waiting until my video was ready to share. So now, in this post, I just want to say: Amanda, Lemon, and Gabi — THANK YOU! You three were absolute legends. You organized everything so smoothly, even doing the boring behind-the-scenes stuff like queuing for tickets and arranging appointments. None of that went unnoticed. You basically babysat us like champs — and we truly appreciate it.
🎓 Life After College: Reality Check or Comedy Special? Let’s Talk About It! 🎙️
Hey everyone! Today’s lesson was not your usual grammar drills or textbook shuffle. We dove into a brutally honest (and absolutely hilarious) topic: Life After College. 😱🎧 Yes, I played a sound clip for my students that hit hard and real, and honestly? I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I've been talking about these topics for years—make the most of your university years, don’t waste time, dating etc... sound familiar? Well, the guys in this audio clip delivered the message with a punch of humor and a big dose of reality. So buckle up, students—this one’s for you!
INSTEAD OF READING THE TEXT BELOW, YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE…
Text of the sound clip “Life after college”:
“What’s up, guys? Hope you’re doing well. So today I’m going to be talking about what happens after college. A lot of my friends they always say: “Oh, I can’t wait to graduate.” “Man, I can’t wait to get out of here.” “I just can’t wait to start my life.” You need to sit down. You need to take a seat, ‘cause you have no idea what you’re wishing for.
This video is a warning. It is a warning that I wish someone would’ve told me when I was in college, ‘cause nobody told me! Maybe you just graduated from college, maybe you’re in college now, maybe you didn’t even go to college. Regardless, we can all benefit from what I’m about to tell you.
So you just graduated. You walked the stage. Your family was there. They were cheering all loud for you. Maybe your uncle even brought one of those bullhorns that wasn’t allowed. But since then, the hype has calmed down and you’re met with the first realization after college: you don’t have a job. Now unless you’re an engineering major or a science major, you’re probably not going to get a job offer right out of college. I want all of you to do something right now. Name the first restaurant that comes to your mind. You have a better chance of working there than you do getting any type of job related to your major. The chance of you getting a job related to your major is the same chance of you being selected as tribute for the Hunger Games. Either way it’s kind of a lose-lose if you think about it. All of this doesn’t matter, because you know what? You need money. And so you take whatever job you can find, because honestly, the rent’s not going to pay itself, bringing me to my next point.
After college, you have a choice to make: Am I going to move back in with my parents? Or, am I going to waste money monthly by spending money on an apartment that barely accommodates? If you move back in with your parents, you may lose all freedom that you previously had. They might treat you like a kid again. You’ll probably have to start doing chores again. That’s not a good look with the ladies. If you own your own place, you’ll have your own freedom—to buy ramen noodles every day—’cause that’s all you’ll be eating ‘cause you’ll be broke as a joke. Also, not a good look with the ladies.
And since we’re talking about ladies, let’s expound upon relationships after college. You may think to yourself “Oh, I’ll have more time. I’ll be able to go out.” False! Here’s the reality of the situation: dating options decrease dramatically after college. If you don’t happen to get a job at the aforementioned restaurant of your choice, there’s a good chance you’ll be the youngest person in the company that you’re at. These other people at your job won’t understand you or your lifestyle, they won’t be attractive, but they will have children. And they will talk to you about their children, who, you care nothing about.
Now I know what you’re thinking: “I’ll just meet people when I go out. I’ll just meet people when I go to the gym.” False. You don’t have time to go to the bar. You don’t have time to go workout. You’re so tired after work, all you want to do is go home, eat dinner, and go to sleep. You have to be at work early. There’s traffic in the morning. Traffic! And you want to go downtown on a weekday? Are you stupid? Are you dumb? So you don’t go out as much, so you don’t meet anyone. You don’t go to the gym as much, so you start gaining a little bit of weight, or a lot of bit of weight, all while working at some job that you could care less about.
To make things even worse, now you have to pay back your student loans, ‘cause you’re not a student anymore. In addition to this, you have to deal with dumb college students making Facebook statuses about how miserable their life is ’cause they have to study for a biology test. But by far, the worst thing that happens after graduation is you realize that your parents were right. Your parents have probably already told you everything that I’ve said in this video. It’s just the fact that they’re your parents that you didn’t listen to them, because college is the best years of your life.
Now it may seem like I’m painting a very pessimistic view of what happens after college, but honestly, this is what has happened or is happening to a majority of people. You get a job that you hate, you get fat, and next thing you know you’re forty years old wondering, “What the heck happened with my life?” But there is a way out of this and only one way for those of you who do heed my warning. The only way to get out of this, the ONLY way to get out of this, is to turn your passion into your career. I’ll say it one more time. Turn your passion into your career. Don’t turn your passion into your job, turn your passion into your career, and then you’ll never work a day in your life. I mean it’s either that or start making YouTube videos, otherwise what happens after college will happen to you. This is a warning. Don’t graduate early.
I mean, what do you guys think? Do you think I’m being too harsh? False. Or do you guys think I’m being too real? Leave a comment down below. I respond to all comments on my website. Subscribe if you’re new and don’t forget: Press the like button. New videos every Sunday. No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.”
💡 The Big Message: Turn Passion into Career
Now don’t panic! The clip isn’t all doom and gloom. It ends on an empowering note: ✨ Turn your passion into your career. Not just a job. Not a side hustle. A career you love so much, it doesn’t even feel like work.
The speaker reminds us not to rush through college, but to savor it, use the time wisely, and build something meaningful before that graduation cap hits the floor. 🎓🔥
This lesson spoke straight to my soul. I’ve written about this many times—how university life is one of the best opportunities you’ll ever have to grow, explore, make connections, and prepare for a future you’ll actually enjoy.
Don’t be that person who wakes up at 40 asking, “What happened to my life?” Be intentionalnow, while you’ve got the time, freedom, and energy!
📝 Ready to test your comprehension?
Here are a few True or Falsequestions to reflect on the clip (and maybe laugh a bit too):
1) Most college graduates immediately get jobs related to their major.
2) Living with your parents after college means gaining more freedom.
4) After college, you’ll have plenty of time to party and hit the gym.
5) Student loans don’t need to be paid once you graduate.
6) People at your job will totally understand your vibe and lifestyle.
7) Turning your passion into a career is the only real way to escape the trap.
8) The speaker encourages people to graduate as early as possible.
9) College is actually one of the easiest places to make friends.
10) Your parents might have been right all along (ouch!).
🎤 Final Thoughts
Was this clip too harsh? Or just way too real? I want to know what you think. Drop your thoughts in the comments, and let’s start a real conversation. And remember—university life is short, but its impact can last forever. Make it count. 💥
How to Get a Girlfriend: Try the Photographer Trick 📸🌹
Okay, so here’s another spicy take on how to maybe—just maybe—get yourself a girlfriend.
Let’s be real for a second. Marriage rates are plummeting all over the world. And honestly? I get it. As someone who’s been down the aisle before, I’ve got my fair share of battle scars. Would I do it again? Sure... if I meet the right person. But I’ll admit, the idea still gives me a little PTSD. 😅
Now here’s the thing: I keep bumping into students who’ve already slammed the door on love, romance, and anything remotely resembling effort. They're not even trying! And that, my friends, is the biggest regret waiting to happen. It’s far better to try and fail than to spend years wondering, what if?
So let me tell you what I witnessed a few weeks ago—a masterclass in subtle flirting.
At the university, there’s this magical road lined with roses that bloom once a year. Naturally, girls flock there for those dreamy, Instagram-worthy pics. It's basically the Coachella of floral photo ops. 🌹📷
Enter: One clever guy with a camera. Now, was he a pro photographer? Doubtful. But he was playing the role like a champ. He wasn’t just snapping pictures—he was fixing her hair, helping her pose, adjusting angles, gently guiding her into the perfect shot. Touching her shoulder here, tucking a strand of hair there. Smooth. Real smooth.
Was she his girlfriend? Maybe. Or maybe he was just shooting his shot—literally and figuratively. Either way, she seemed to enjoy the attention, and he got more than just good photos out of the deal.
Moral of the story? If you’re the shy type who’s always looking for the perfect excuse to start a conversation with a girl... try this. Get yourself a camera and start offering your very professional, totally-not-an-excuse photography services.
Worst case, you take some great pictures. Best case? You walk away with more than just memories. 😉
A Wild Day Behind the Lens: The Bird, the Valley, and the Perfect Shot
Today, I set out on a little adventure to test my photography skills—and I’ve got to say, not too bad! I ended up with some great shots that I turned into a short video. But wait until you hear how it all began...
The story kicks off in one of my favorite spots on campus: the South Valley. If you've never been there, you're missing out! It’s a peaceful slice of paradise, perfect for long walks and soaking in nature. But as serene as it looks, I discovered it can also be... wild.
While scouting for the perfect angle, I accidentally wandered too close to what I now believe was a bird's nest. Suddenly—whoosh!—a small but very determined bird dive-bombed me! I kid you not, it attacked me several times, like something straight out of an action movie (minus the soundtrack). I'm guessing it thought I was a threat to its nest, and honestly, it might have been right.
I didn’t back down, though. I managed to snap a photo of my feathered foe and even caught a few seconds of it flying straight at me! Word of advice: never turn your back on an angry bird—it will come for your head. Yes, it got me once. Yes, it hurt. And yes, it was totally worth it. That photo now opens my video—a battle scar turned memory.
The rest of the day was much calmer. I wandered through the South Valley, capturing flowers, tall grass, and the quiet charm of dusk. I stayed out so long, my final shots were taken just as night was falling.
Honestly, I think most students have no idea how stunning our university really is. I walk through South Valley pretty often, and it's usually just me and the birds (sometimes too close, as you’ve read). I hope this video inspires more people to explore this hidden gem on campus. Nature’s beauty is just a few steps away—you just have to be brave enough to face a tiny guardian bird to see it.
